One day I went into school all puzzled and said to my
teacher “Miss will i get into trouble for something i haven’t done…???
She said “No why” I said ” Because I haven’t done my homework…!!!
A student comes late to school. His teacher asked him
Why were you late to school….???”
Student: – My mom and dad were fighting.
Teacher:- What does your parents fighting have to do with
you being late for school?
Student:- One of my shoes was in my mom’s hand and the other
one was in dad’s hand…..!!!
Boy: Isn’t the principal a dummy…!!
Girl: “Say, do you know who I am?”
Boy: “No, Girl: I’m the principal’s daughter.
Boy: And do you know who I am…..?
Girl: No, Boy: Thank goodness…!!!
Teacher: “Why did you laugh?”
Boy: “I saw a strap of your bra.”
Teacher: “Get out! Don’t come to class for the next 1 week.
Another boy laughs…” Teacher: “Why did you laugh?”
Boy: “I saw both straps of your bra.”
Teacher: “Get out! Don’t come to class for next 1 month.”
The teacher bends to pick a chalk and little Johnny starts walking
out of the class.
Teacher: “Why are you going out?”
Johnny: “With what I saw I think my school days are over.” 🙂