Teacher: – Can you tell the name of 2 great
Kings who have brought happiness & peace
into people’s lives…?
Student: – “Smo-king & Drin-king”
Teacher Resigned…., Ghor Kalyug…! 🙂
एक छोरा 15 मिनट में ही पेपर छोड़ कर चलने लगा….।
टीचर: – क्या हुआ, पेपर नहीं आता क्या…???
छोरा: – वो बात नहीं है, मैं जिसके भरोसे आया था, वो खुद
मुझसे पूछ रहा है… 🙂 🙂
पप्पू:- सर जी लोग हिंदी या इंग्लिश में ही बात
करते है, मैथ्स में क्यों नही…???
टीचर:- ज्यादा 3-5 न कर, 9-2-11 हो जा, वरना 5-7
खीच के दूंगा, 6 के 36 नज़र आयेंगे और 32 के 32 बहार
पप्पू:- बस सर, हिंदी और इंग्लिश ही ठीक है, मैथ्स वाकई
खोफनाक सब्जेक्ट है… 🙂
One day I went into school all puzzled and said to my
teacher “Miss will i get into trouble for something i haven’t done…???
She said “No why” I said ” Because I haven’t done my homework…!!!
A student comes late to school. His teacher asked him
Why were you late to school….???”
Student: – My mom and dad were fighting.
Teacher:- What does your parents fighting have to do with
you being late for school?
Student:- One of my shoes was in my mom’s hand and the other
one was in dad’s hand…..!!!
Teacher:- What is the formula for
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: That’s not what I taught you.
Student:- But you said the formula for water
was….. H to O…. 🙂
Boy: Isn’t the principal a dummy…!!
Girl: “Say, do you know who I am?”
Boy: “No, Girl: I’m the principal’s daughter.
Boy: And do you know who I am…..?
Girl: No, Boy: Thank goodness…!!!
Teacher: If a lion is chasing you, what would
you do? Christy: I’d climb a tree.
Teacher: if the lion climbs a tree?
Christy: I will jump in the lake and swim. Teacher: if the lion
also jumps in the water and swims after you?
Christy: Teacher, are you on my side or on the lion’s?
Teacher: “I killed a person, tell me this
sentence in future tense.”
Student: “In future tense, You will go to jail.”
Teacher: “Why did you laugh?”
Boy: “I saw a strap of your bra.”
Teacher: “Get out! Don’t come to class for the next 1 week.
Another boy laughs…” Teacher: “Why did you laugh?”
Boy: “I saw both straps of your bra.”
Teacher: “Get out! Don’t come to class for next 1 month.”
The teacher bends to pick a chalk and little Johnny starts walking
out of the class.
Teacher: “Why are you going out?”
Johnny: “With what I saw I think my school days are over.” 🙂